AccoutrementsArchie McPhee Itty Bitty Blobfish 12 Pack

If you are looking at this product, then you know the awesomeness of the blobfish. They are tiny bundles of joy wrapped up in a rubbery sculpture of the devastation that atmospheric pressure exudes on these beautiful beings when they are dragged up from their happy depths of the sea to the ocean’s surface. But, man! They’re stinkin’ cute! They are easily kept in a pants’ pocket so when a random stranger cuts you off in traffic, or a dog poops on your shoe, you can slip your fingers into your pocket and there’s your little blobfish friend. Excellent product. Highly recommend.

If I had a Philippine peso for every time a fish's near-death form is also its default appearance in the public eye, I'd have two Philippine pesos, which is a very low sum in the global economy. That said, these things are wonderful, like indestructible pink Ziggies with fins.UPDATE:Ordered another set, paid less this time but also got only eleven (11) instead of the indicated twelve (12). Wherever that missing blobfish is, I hope it finds a good home.

I got these for my son's stocking because I know he'll get a kick out of them. They are adorable and VERY VERY TINY. I knew they'd be small but I still thought they'd be double the size they actually are. They are about the size of a penny, as you can see.Still adorable and quirky!

I bought these as a little joke to put on my son’s bday cake. They were perfect and arrived quickly. He loved them too.

I randomly leave these in peoples purses or cars or laundry rooms…. Just for fun and weeks later I get random texts like this. Most people don’t know what blob fishes are so they just assume cute(?) sperm. Worthy inclusion to my prank bag

She likes it, so I like it

Tiny hard plastic pieces. I expected maybe a somewhat larger not so hard product. Cute little guys but not worth 8.99 and the package did not look new. This belongs in the 1.00 store.The plastic package is wrinkled like it’s been handled a lot. This was supposed to be a gift. I put this here so people understand what they are getting.

Don't waste your $! These things are TINY!! They definitely aren't worth $1 a piece.. if it wasn't so close to Christmas I'd return for the large one. Hope my daughter isn't as disappointed 😕 also, they aren't squishy as expected. They're hard plastic.